It's that time again! Lots has been happening thus far this year that is beyond belief and ridiculous. I have even indicated repeat offenders this year for those that cannot stay off of my bi-annual lists.
- Michael Jordan for messing up the Bobcats. Ok dude this is getting old.(repeat)
- Beyonce': hogging up the hospital for her birth. C'mon now B, do you think you're bigger than Jesus now? (repeat)
-Metta Word Peace (Ron Artest). Changing your name is bad enough. Now you gotta go and elbow James Harden. You are the opposite of World Peace dude. You need Dr. Phil.(repeat)
- Mitt and Ann Romney: Both just need to be quiet and take their imminent whippings like adults. And to think Mitt was one of my fave Republicans back in 2008.
- The U.S. Justice System (once again, specificially George Zimmerman).(repeat)
- VH-1 (especially Basketball Wives and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta) (repeat)
- Drake (whiny lyrics, beefing with Chris Brown, etc) (repeat). Will you ever go back to performing like a man?
- Wale (for selling out and dang near stalking model Rosa Ascosta). You are a punk and a thirsty wanksta. Stop with the e-thugging.
-Ridiculous remakes in TV and movies. From Dallas to 21 JumpStreet, and the horrendous Dark Shadows, its getting out of hand. Can we please get some original ideas please?
- The summer movie season (have you notice it's extra whack this year or am I getting too old?).
- Facebook, trying to become an empire. Zuckerberg is evil, and now apparently has been messing with the creator of Twitter.(repeat)
- Google + (a complete bust so far).
- Sandusky. You sick bastard, you deserve everything coming to you.
- Overcommercialized holidays. Everyone is trying to hustle a buck now. Many people have even forgot the true meaning of Independence Day (The 4th of July)
- NBA refs (need instant replay in ALL sports). The refs were out of hand during the final couple of rounds of the playoffs this season. Let those grown men play!
- 2 Chainz and Plies. You guys are college educated, but rap and act like a couple of 13 year old horny boys.
- Hurricane Chris (apparently he performed at WU this past spring and the crowd was sparse). Your career is dead dude, time to get a real job, or a good side hustle.
- The makers of GI Joe Retaliation, for pushing back GI Joe: Retalliation to March. I realize much was involved, but I'm thinking mostly so it wouldn't compete with Channing Tatum's other summer blockbuster, Magic Mike.
- Steve Harvey (doing too much right now). First, the radio show and book. Now the movie, Family Feud, and supposedly another TV show. Stop now please!
- James Harden. Please see your nearest barber and trim all of that hair.
- MiAKAs. You are insulting the NPHC, and embarrassing yourself. There are better ways to handle that.
-Desmond Hatchett. Ok man, 30 kids? Trojan needs to sponsor you so you can adequately support these children, and hopefully use their product.
- WorldStarHipHop. It's embarrassing, coonish, and the modern day chitlin circuit. I feel I lose brain cells everytime I go to that site.
- The Soul Man. Are the cast members (Cedric, Niecy Nash, and Wesley Jonathan) that desperate to revive their careers? The writing and acting is horrendous. Cancel this show and fast!
- Anthony Davis. You're a millionaire now, shave that God awful unibrow!
-Creflo Dollar. You should know better than to beat up your own daughter. The Bible says spare the rod, spoil the child, not fight and beat down the young one.
- The lottery craze back in March. Don't people know that when more people play, your chances of winning are lowered?
- Detroit Lions. You're finally winning after a decade. Now your players can't stay out of trouble. And now Megatron is on the cover of the new Madden. Can we say one year wonders?
- Saints and Bountygate. I've said it before, nearly every team does it. But you guys were flagrant with it. You may never recover from this now, even with Drew Brees still around.
- The BET Awards (enough said)
-Bobby Petrino. You are a dirty dude man. Yeah it was tempting but you have tainted your career and the season of The University of Arkansas.
- Adidas. Why in 2012 would you release a shoe with a shackle on it? You knew that wasn't gonna end well.
Have a Happy 4th and don't be a repeat offender!
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