Thursday, July 15, 2010

BONUS BLOG: 2010 ESPYs Awards Comments

- Is every major award show in NY or LA?

- They better not talk about Mayweather and Mosley!

- Hell yeah UFC, now there’s a sport

- I love these highlights!

- I love these tributes to those in sports that have passed on. Glad they showed Wooden and Steinbrunner

- OK these previews are too damn long. Get to the show PLEASE!

- Seth Myers talks like a little whiny wimp that used to get stuffed in trash cans in high school

- Shaun White looks like Carrot Top

- Did Seth just take a shot at Kim K?

- He mentioned the Lakers, Yankees and Duke. I HATE all THREE! #fail

- These Brett Favre old jokes are lame

- What’s up with Tim Tebow wearing the Tar Heel colored Elvis outfit? VINTAGE!

- TO looks like Pee-Wee Herman with a purple tie

- Tracy Morgan has that look like “I should be up there, but Chris Rock has messed up hosting white award shows!”

- Stoudemare looks like Ray Charles with those shades

- I forgot Stuart Scott was married to a white girl and she’s hot

- More Kardashian jokes!

- That blonde in the peach dress has a great rack!

- Wait is that Christina Applegate?

- Murphy’s Law strikes again: the ONE awards shows I comment on, no one else is. I’m seeing crickets on FB and Twitter

- I still say Bosh looks like an alien without his trademark dreads #fail

- That model looks like such a little person besides Bosh

- I really like the “John Wall” dance. One of few dance moves I have

- Chris Johnson looks like Lil Jon. YEAAAH!! WHAT? WHAT?

- Did Chris Johnson just thank uStream and Twitter? And shouted out his Twitter handle, @chrisjohnson28

- OK Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell are spoofing the LeBron decision interview

- Now are the Cleveland Cavaliers supposed to be the NBA’s equivalent of Chilis? And if the Heat are Outback, are the Lakers the Cheesecake Factory?

- OK and Kyle Busch just looks like Pee-Wee Herman in the face and head. That’s one pale white dude!

- Is Greg Stink MacGruber?

- What the Hell is this performance, who is that and waddup wit that hair?

- Here comes Lindsay Vaughn and Shawn White (I mean, Carrot Top)

- I like CCR. Good theme song for Best Record Breaking Performance

- Deana Favre is cougarlicious!

- Even Brett is looking like “who the Hell won this record-breaking award over me?”

- Mark Ingram (Heisman winner) has absolutely no neck

- What is up with all of the SNL cast cameos? Andy Sanberg as an octopus? Seriously?

- Andy Sanberg is about as funny as Bob Saget, minus the extreme profanity

- Danica Patrick needs to comb her dang hair #thatisall

- Chris Berman could recite the recipe for boiling water and make that exciting. Soo much enthusiasm

- Glad Jim Joyce and Armando Gallarga are making peace. Joyce looks a lot like Wilford Brimley, and dang Gallarga is tall!

- I always thought figure skating was a hot sport, and got even hotter in 1994 when Tonya Harding took out Nancy Kerrington and her horse teeth (that’s right, Chad Burgess, I said it!)

- I didn’t know Bill Clinton was at the FIFA 2010 World Cup

- OK so that guy is Landon Donovan! I can’t help it, I don’t really watch soccer.

- Good Lawd Lisa Leslie could play in the NBA with the guys RIGHT NOW!

- There’s Tebow again with that leisure suit!

- So this band is, uh, something Monet?

- Ashley Green and Tracy Morgan, this should be interesting

- WOW, Ashley Green is smoking!

- Tracy Morgan, my cat Tiny is funnier than you sleeping!

- Always nice to hear Eminem rap over an awards highlight

- And “Cinderella Man” by Em is the business!

- Clint Black doing a Chariots of Fire rendition? OK country music already makes folks feel sad enough, is this really necessary?

- January Jones’s legs are almost as skinny as the microphone stand

- Alright Carrot Top just won an ESPY!

- And I thought I knew sports up, down, left, right. I don’t know half the folks in the audience, smh

- They can keep the camera on Deana Favre all night long!

- Gotta love high school football highlights. So ready for it all to begin!

- OMG that’s sooo sad about Ed Thomas!!! Dude went schizo on his coach.

- That’s sweet how the whole town still consoled the Beckers. At least they realized mental illness is a serious thing, and maybe one day people will stop being judgmental of those that have these evil illnesses. OK off of that soapbox.

- And there’s weird Janelle Monae again, singing swing music. Strangely addictive.

- Maya Moore is one of the few cute women’s basketball players. I’d take her out any day, any time.

- OK Will Ferrel, another SNL alum.

- Take the camera off of Lisa Leslie, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

- So is this going to be the next character Will Ferrell plays in a movie?

- And now he’s with Monae!

- Emmanuel Streekie is too FINE!! Legs for years!

- I so have to start watching Entourage! Or at least read Maxim. I know Ms. Emmanuel has been in that mag.

- Is the WNBA still revelant? My over/under on how long it will be before the league folds is 3 years, under.

- The Winter Olympians are REALLY dominating the awards tonight.

- With a few exceptions (like the emotional Arthur Ashe award presentation), this year’s ESPYs has just been bleh so far.

- OMG they are NOT spoofing the Blind Side!

- LOL!! The Dark Side!

- The hot gal in the peach dress from earlier is SI’s swimsuit model Brooke Decker

- I’ve noticed that they’re using a lot of corny comedy mixed with eye candy during this year’s ESPYs. The eye candy I like of course. Don’t really care for the comedy.

- And the great play goes to the old man, Brett Favre. Show Deana again, please!

- Greg Lewis looks like a slightly-lighter Kadeem Hardison

- Sam Jackson, yeahh u MFers!

- Guess where George Karl comes from? UNC baby, go Heels!

- It’s sad what cancer can do to folks. Karl has so much courage.

- Wow even Danica looks hot, even with that jacked up hair

- Luke Wilson, what’s up with the hobo beard?

- And Danica looks like ole girl from The Ring with that crazy hair

- Drew Brees is having another boy, cool!

- Exit quote from Brees “And I would like to thank ‘WHO DAT’ nation!”

- The Saints won “Best Team” ESPY. “WHO DAT” nation does it again!!! Thank God the Lakers didn’t win team of the year, or the Damn Yankees (RIP Steinbrunner).

- Am I the only one that noticed these extra long acceptance speeches? They need exit music like most of the other award shows?

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