- Is every major award show in NY or LA?
- They better not talk about Mayweather and Mosley!
- Hell yeah UFC, now there’s a sport
- I love these highlights!
- I love these tributes to those in sports that have passed on. Glad they showed Wooden and Steinbrunner
- OK these previews are too damn long. Get to the show PLEASE!
- Seth Myers talks like a little whiny wimp that used to get stuffed in trash cans in high school
- Shaun White looks like Carrot Top
- Did Seth just take a shot at Kim K?
- He mentioned the Lakers, Yankees and Duke. I HATE all THREE! #fail
- These Brett Favre old jokes are lame
- What’s up with Tim Tebow wearing the Tar Heel colored Elvis outfit? VINTAGE!
- TO looks like Pee-Wee Herman with a purple tie
- Tracy Morgan has that look like “I should be up there, but Chris Rock has messed up hosting white award shows!”
- Stoudemare looks like Ray Charles with those shades
- I forgot Stuart Scott was married to a white girl and she’s hot
- More Kardashian jokes!
- That blonde in the peach dress has a great rack!
- Wait is that Christina Applegate?
- Murphy’s Law strikes again: the ONE awards shows I comment on, no one else is. I’m seeing crickets on FB and Twitter
- I still say Bosh looks like an alien without his trademark dreads #fail
- That model looks like such a little person besides Bosh
- I really like the “John Wall” dance. One of few dance moves I have
- Chris Johnson looks like Lil Jon. YEAAAH!! WHAT? WHAT?
- Did Chris Johnson just thank uStream and Twitter? And shouted out his Twitter handle, @chrisjohnson28
- OK Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell are spoofing the LeBron decision interview
- Now are the Cleveland Cavaliers supposed to be the NBA’s equivalent of Chilis? And if the Heat are Outback, are the Lakers the Cheesecake Factory?
- OK and Kyle Busch just looks like Pee-Wee Herman in the face and head. That’s one pale white dude!
- Is Greg Stink MacGruber?
- What the Hell is this performance, who is that and waddup wit that hair?
- Here comes Lindsay Vaughn and Shawn White (I mean, Carrot Top)
- I like CCR. Good theme song for Best Record Breaking Performance
- Deana Favre is cougarlicious!
- Even Brett is looking like “who the Hell won this record-breaking award over me?”
- Mark Ingram (Heisman winner) has absolutely no neck
- What is up with all of the SNL cast cameos? Andy Sanberg as an octopus? Seriously?
- Andy Sanberg is about as funny as Bob Saget, minus the extreme profanity
- Danica Patrick needs to comb her dang hair #thatisall
- Chris Berman could recite the recipe for boiling water and make that exciting. Soo much enthusiasm
- Glad Jim Joyce and Armando Gallarga are making peace. Joyce looks a lot like Wilford Brimley, and dang Gallarga is tall!
- I always thought figure skating was a hot sport, and got even hotter in 1994 when Tonya Harding took out Nancy Kerrington and her horse teeth (that’s right, Chad Burgess, I said it!)
- I didn’t know Bill Clinton was at the FIFA 2010 World Cup
- OK so that guy is Landon Donovan! I can’t help it, I don’t really watch soccer.
- Good Lawd Lisa Leslie could play in the NBA with the guys RIGHT NOW!
- There’s Tebow again with that leisure suit!
- So this band is, uh, something Monet?
- Ashley Green and Tracy Morgan, this should be interesting
- WOW, Ashley Green is smoking!
- Tracy Morgan, my cat Tiny is funnier than you sleeping!
- Always nice to hear Eminem rap over an awards highlight
- And “Cinderella Man” by Em is the business!
- Clint Black doing a Chariots of Fire rendition? OK country music already makes folks feel sad enough, is this really necessary?
- January Jones’s legs are almost as skinny as the microphone stand
- Alright Carrot Top just won an ESPY!
- And I thought I knew sports up, down, left, right. I don’t know half the folks in the audience, smh
- They can keep the camera on Deana Favre all night long!
- Gotta love high school football highlights. So ready for it all to begin!
- OMG that’s sooo sad about Ed Thomas!!! Dude went schizo on his coach.
- That’s sweet how the whole town still consoled the Beckers. At least they realized mental illness is a serious thing, and maybe one day people will stop being judgmental of those that have these evil illnesses. OK off of that soapbox.
- And there’s weird Janelle Monae again, singing swing music. Strangely addictive.
- Maya Moore is one of the few cute women’s basketball players. I’d take her out any day, any time.
- OK Will Ferrel, another SNL alum.
- Take the camera off of Lisa Leslie, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
- So is this going to be the next character Will Ferrell plays in a movie?
- And now he’s with Monae!
- Emmanuel Streekie is too FINE!! Legs for years!
- I so have to start watching Entourage! Or at least read Maxim. I know Ms. Emmanuel has been in that mag.
- Is the WNBA still revelant? My over/under on how long it will be before the league folds is 3 years, under.
- The Winter Olympians are REALLY dominating the awards tonight.
- With a few exceptions (like the emotional Arthur Ashe award presentation), this year’s ESPYs has just been bleh so far.
- OMG they are NOT spoofing the Blind Side!
- LOL!! The Dark Side!
- The hot gal in the peach dress from earlier is SI’s swimsuit model Brooke Decker
- I’ve noticed that they’re using a lot of corny comedy mixed with eye candy during this year’s ESPYs. The eye candy I like of course. Don’t really care for the comedy.
- And the great play goes to the old man, Brett Favre. Show Deana again, please!
- Greg Lewis looks like a slightly-lighter Kadeem Hardison
- Sam Jackson, yeahh u MFers!
- Guess where George Karl comes from? UNC baby, go Heels!
- It’s sad what cancer can do to folks. Karl has so much courage.
- Wow even Danica looks hot, even with that jacked up hair
- Luke Wilson, what’s up with the hobo beard?
- And Danica looks like ole girl from The Ring with that crazy hair
- Drew Brees is having another boy, cool!
- Exit quote from Brees “And I would like to thank ‘WHO DAT’ nation!”
- The Saints won “Best Team” ESPY. “WHO DAT” nation does it again!!! Thank God the Lakers didn’t win team of the year, or the Damn Yankees (RIP Steinbrunner).
- Am I the only one that noticed these extra long acceptance speeches? They need exit music like most of the other award shows?
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