Fellas, You Might Be A Mitch If,...

20 years ago, Jeff Foxworthy came on to the Southern comedy scene with his "You Might Be A Redneck" series. Well I decided to do a similar one based on mitches.  These are a type of men I cannot stand to see.

Mitches are the male version of a "female dog" to keep this post PG. In short, they whine, nag, are needy, and keep trouble stirred up. It's sad when I know heterosexual women that are more men than certain mitches. It's also a growing epidemic in our metrosexual society.  Being feminine and being a mitch are different, and it's way worse to be the latter. Here's how you might know if you or another guy is a mitch.

1. If a group of two or more guys gangs up on someone on social media that's outside their circle and causes drama, cyberbullies them, and such, you might be a mitch. REAL men handle their altercations in private minus the drama and slapfests.

2. If you have an inflated need for attention and getting your way and cry and nag until it is so, you might be a mitch (could also be a spoiled brat).

3. If you are jealous of another man and/or always find yourself hating on him instead of improving yourself, you might be a mitch.

4. If you cry and moan more than your woman, you might be a mitch.

5. If you shy away from confrontation but always run your mouth, you might be a mitch.

6. If you act in a two faced manner towards a group of dudes to get them to like you whilst tearing them down, you might be a mitch. 

7. If you seem to always start some sort of childish drama, bickering and tomfoolery (think of half the reality shows out), you might be a mitch.

There are definitely more as the mitch epidemic continues to grow. Let's make it a goal as men AND women to distance ourselves from these baby boys. They aren't true, genuine men, and perhaps never will be. They talk a big game, but rarely deliver.

Finally, if you are offended by this post, you are either a mitch, or you are friends or lovers with one. Do not get angry with me for telling the truth.  Often facts do not lie and they hurt.  One should change who they are when they are unsatisfied with themselves, rather than concern themselves with what I write or what others are doing.

Now put that in your man purse and keep it moving.